New: Certificate of Authenticity and Guarantee

[Raymond Huffman]

Certificate of Authenticity and Guarantee

Open Arts Forum certifies that Poets featured on this website:​

• Are Free-Range Poets (allowed to write outside of cages or confined spaces so they can move around and engage in natural behaviors for at least part of the day).
• Have never been fed animal by-products (that we know of).
• Have never received added hormones (excluding other performance-enhancing substances).
• Contain no artificial ingredients.
• Contain no preservatives (those who are still living, that is.)
• Are certified bullshit-free.

We guarantee that if you discover any poet's work here to contain bullshit (as defined by the International Commission on Bullshit in Poetry, and with the exception of you-know-who) your membership fee will be completely refunded.

This certification has been authorized by the senior assistant managing editor in charge of assisting the managing editor in charge of managing.

 

[Dale M. Tushman]

hahahahaha. I feel much taller.

 

[Barry Burgess]

The Free Range Poet Society (FRPS, or Ferps) would like to thank you for this notification. The society would like to re-apply for certification. Thank you, Gwen Farntussle.

 

[Raymond Huffman]

hahahahaha. I feel much taller.

 

[Raymond Huffman]

The Free Range Poet Society (FRPS, or Ferps) would like to thank you for this notification. The society would like to re-apply for certification. Thank you, Gwen Farntussle.

The Free Range Poet Society (FRPS, or Ferps) would like to thank you for this notification. The society would like to re-apply for certification. Thank you, Gwen Farntussle.

Granted, Ms. Farntussle.

 

[Raymond Huffman]

I resemble that remark!!!

with the exception of you-know-who